before you know it, summer will be here
bios are overrated
Looks nice but imagine all the bugs on the furniture
Pointing at someone with one hand is rude. Pointing at someone with two hands makes it cool and widely accepted.
You having a “shitty ass fucking day” is much different than a porn star having a “shitty ass fucking day”.
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
The internet’s pillars of wholesomeness have a new member. Steve Irwin (Love nature), Bob Ross (Love yourself), Mr. Rogers (Love others), Stefan Karl Stefansson (Love life), and now Stan Lee (Love imagination)
- someone: i love you
- me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it
- also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me
- yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.
- somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!
- me externally: aww i love you too!!
Your ass is basically just a shitty 3D printer
A lot of people struggle with sleep because sleep requires peace